Coming Together at the Champs Show
By Scam Artist
In the past I have known to be very hard
on the folks who have been attending the C.H.A.M.P.S
trade show which takes place in Sin City
twice a year.
Now this past spring's trade show was great
in terms of people finally starting to listen
to Scam Artist.
I told the swap meet homies to step up their
game and get creative with the booths.
First I said no more dashikis thrown on
the carpet with metal pipes.
Next try to get us some women of the opposite
sex to make our environment more pleasant.
Who needs to be at a sausage fest with a
bunch of dudes crying or lying about how
much money they spent at the nudie
bar?
Not Scam and the crew!
Last get yourself an M.V.P to handle the
business while you party all night till the
break of dawn.
I was very impressed with the way some vendors
stepped up their booths. There was the man Fat
Jack and his Rock Star Stage for Dopeass.
The boys at Voodoo went big and the booth
and the bomb Asian hottie were banging. Sorry
about those sales boys didn't have that M.V.P.
There were girls-a-plenty at the show.
Lovelies of all shapes, sizes, and shades.
The winners in that category go to Got
Vape?
I mean they had the ultra glam Lisa
Mackay, extra lavish with Justine
Sands, the ebony goddess Brandi
Michelle, and that fine Cubana Mami Aylen.
Dressed to kill with the looks of goddesses and
nothing but clASS.
Now I'm not sure who was an M.V.P. for any
other businesses attending C.H.A.M.P.S. but the
M.V.P for Got Vape? this year was the homie
Big Reg.
In the words of Paul Wall "He's got the
internet going nuts."
This homie was the Most Valuable Playa for
real he helped with construction of the huge booth.
He avoided getting into fights with shady union
workers at the Stardust after they lied to a
stressed-out Los 45 about who broke a table.
He took over for a fatigued Scam Artist
after I had a night of too much partying, blowing
dough and anger over being 45 minutes away from
the action on the strip.
Big Reg drove us all the way to Vegas and back
for a small fee of course. Thanks man.
Finally game is starting to recognize game.
I am sure the level of quality will only get better
at the next C.H.A.M.P.S. coming this summer in
August.
I have a feeling it is going to be the shit.
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Scam
is a seasoned reporter / pimp. So he's our celebrity connect.
He's off at all the best shows getting the scoops from the hottest
industry stars. So pay attention and you might just get some game.
