Got Vape Takes The Crown Once Again At The C.H.A.M.P.S.
Trade Show
By Scam Artist
As a seasoned journalist/scam artist, I
have to maintain a certain level of bias.
However I must report the facts and the
facts state that my Crew from Got Vape are the undisputed
Kings of the C. H.A.M.P.S trade show.
I know it doesn't sound very modest and
in fact it sounds quite conceded, but hey game
recognize game.
First lesson make sure your booth represents
your true essence. Got Vapes booth looked like it
was straight off a big budget Hollywood movie
set.
Equipped with lights, smoke, rock structures, banging
beats and creative flair. This was by far the
best booth in the show.
Second lesson make sure you bring the beautiful
women to keep all those horny old
guys happy and spending dough.
This year we went with the more classy approach
much to the delight of our women friends.
It seems that some of the women present at past
shows were a little insecure around are wilder
more sexually explicit Vape Girls.
Third lesson is to have the best product
and price on the market, which we have. The last,
but definitely not the least is to get yourself
a secret weapon.
Our secret weapon and most valuable player
of the show had to be our little worker bee
Lindy.
Los and Lindy made a dynamic duo
closing deals, getting to know our clients, and
making sales while the rest of us blazed
out, partied and chased tail.
All in all the show keeps getting bigger
and it looks like the business is getting stronger
for everyone involved.
Hopefully we will see some new faces as
well as old ones next year.
I hope people start taking notes and storing all
this knowledge that Got Vape keeps sharing
because in the words of that famous old school pimp
Scam Artist "The game is to be sold, not
to be told".
Next year we will be giving lessons, for
the right price.
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Scam
is a seasoned reporter / pimp. So he's our celebrity connect.
He's off at all the best shows getting the scoops from the hottest
industry stars. So pay attention and you might just get some game.
