In the past I have known to be very hard on the folks who have been attending the C.H.A.M.P.S trade show which takes place in Sin City twice a year.
Now this past spring's trade show was great in terms of people finally starting to listen to Scam Artist. I told the swap meet homies to step up their game and get creative with the booths.
First I said no more dashikis thrown on the carpet with metal receptacles. Next try to get us some women of the opposite sex to make our environment more pleasant.
Who needs to be at a sausage fest with a bunch of dudes crying or lying about how much money they spent at the nudie bar? Not Scam and the crew!
Last get yourself an M.V.P to handle the business while you party all night till the break of dawn. I was very impressed with the way some vendors stepped up their booths. There was the man Fat Jack and his Rock Star Stage for Dopeass.
The boys at Voodoo went big and the booth and the bomb Asian hottie were banging. Sorry about those sales boys didn't have that M.V.P. There were girls-a-plenty at the show.
Lovelies of all shapes, sizes, and shades. The winners in that category go to Got Vape? I mean they had the ultra glam Lisa Mackay, extra lavish with Justine Sands, the ebony goddess Brandi Michelle, and that fine Cubana Mami Aylen. Dressed to kill with the looks of goddesses and nothing but clASS.
Now I'm not sure who was an M.V.P. for any other businesses attending C.H.A.M.P.S. but the M.V.P for Got Vape? this year was the homie Big Reg.
In the words of Paul Wall "He's got the internet going nuts." This homie was the Most Valuable Playa for real he helped with construction of the huge booth. He avoided getting into fights with shady union workers at the Stardust after they lied to a stressed-out Los 45 about who broke a table.
He took over for a fatigued Scam Artist after I had a night of too much partying, blowing dough and anger over being 45 minutes away from the action on the strip. Big Reg drove us all the way to Vegas and back for a small fee of course. Thanks man.
Finally game is starting to recognize game. I am sure the level of quality will only get better at the next C.H.A.M.P.S. coming this summer in August.
I have a feeling it is going to be the shit.
