As a seasoned journalist/scam artist, I have to maintain a certain level of bias.
However I must report the facts and the facts state that my Crew from Got Vape are the undisputed Kings of the C. H.A.M.P.S trade show.
I know it doesn't sound very modest and in fact it sounds quite conceded, but hey game recognize game.
First lesson make sure your booth represents your true essence. Got Vapes booth looked like it was straight off a big budget Hollywood movie set.
Equipped with lights, smoke, rock structures, banging beats and creative flair. This was by far the best booth in the show.
Second lesson make sure you bring the beautiful women to keep all those horny old guys happy and spending dough.
This year we went with the more classy approach much to the delight of our women friends.
It seems that some of the women present at past shows were a little insecure around are wilder more sexually explicit Vape Girls.
Third lesson is to have the best product and price on the market, which we have. The last, but definitely not the least is to get yourself a secret weapon.
Our secret weapon and most valuable player of the show had to be our little worker bee Lindy.
Los and Lindy made a dynamic duo closing deals, getting to know our clients, and making sales while the rest of us blazed out, partied and chased tail.
All in all the show keeps getting bigger and it looks like the business is getting stronger for everyone involved.
Hopefully we will see some new faces as well as old ones next year.
I hope people start taking notes and storing all this knowledge that Got Vape keeps sharing because in the words of that famous old school pimp Scam Artist "The game is to be sold, not to be told".
Next year we will be giving lessons, for the right price.
