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Product Review: Got Vape? Vaporizer Kit
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Remember those times in high school, clustered
with your best friends of the week behind your parents'
house trying to flick the child safety-impaired lighter
at the perfect angle to light  the
packed bowl of tobacco in the cloudy
glass pipe you borrowed from your older sister's
boyfriend?
Remember when the lighter singed your finger and
you had black marks on your index that your mom
asked you about the next day, which could have tipped
her off had she also smelled the smoke on your favorite
black hoodie, but she didn't because you inexplicably
did a load of laundry that night because, dude,
you swore that the cops would be there in like five
minutes, and you needed to eliminate all evidence
of underage tobacco use… or worse.
Ah, youth. But surely there are parts of those
experiences you'd like to recreate sans mom, unless,
of course, she now lives with you. Thankfully, Inspector
Vapor has found a way to eliminate all the nasty
parts about smoking, (save, perhaps, the unfounded
paranoia) with the Got
Vape?® Vaporizer Kit.
We all know how dirty smoking can be. That's why
Inspector Vapor cleaned it up, eliminating the smoke
from the process and 95% of the carcinogens that
might otherwise enter your lungs.
It's a pure clean inhalation that kind of works
like a medicinal vapor rub – but don't rub anything
on you, necessarily. Instead, you pack the little
bowl with your substance of choice,  throw
some ice into the pipe, then with the Variable Temperature
Heat Gun Vaporizer, you heat the substance, the
vapor is pushed up into the pipe, cooled by the
ice, and into your mouth. Yum!
The advantages to Inspector
Vapor's Got Vape? Vaporizer Kit extend beyond
its ease of use. It's better for you than conventional
smoking methods. Let's break this down with a little
chemistry lesson. When you put a flame to a smokable
substance – whatever it may be – the leafy stuff
turns to smoke, releasing nasty carbon and carcinogens
into the air, and consequently your lungs. The juices
inside the substance that you really, really, want
are stuck inside the bog of smoke.
Supposedly, the whole technique was developed by
the ancient Scythians (plains people of southwestern
Asia) when they threw a form of cannabis on red
hot stones in a closed room to create a vaporizing
sensation. The Greeks copied it and now you can
too!
Science and history aside, the whole kit comes
in what they call an “Aluminum
Attaché Carrying Case” that's so sleek
you'll feel all James Bond (or a classy Cheech and
Chong). The whole thing is surprisingly light, so
you could bring it with you on holiday. It's cheaper
than  other
similar products, and if you'd rather use your own
water pipe, you can save some cash and just buy
the special vaporizer gun.
It's time to grow up, carry a water pipe briefcase,
say goodbye to smoke and hello to vapors. You're
not old, just mature, really chill, and surprisingly
clean. You could even share your Got Vape? Vaporizer
Kit experience with your mom. If not, don't worry,
we won't rat you out.
More information is available at www.gotvape.com.
Contact Info:
Zel McCarthy
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